Someone is sure to be angry about this, so I'll go into hiding once the story comes out. But after you've had the virus, you'll have no trouble finding me; the clues in this letter will tell you where. Please publish this text verbatim, so the clues will not be distorted. I want people to contact me after they catch the virus, so we can work together on the aging, the diseases, and the voluntary ovulation. I also have an idea for a jinn detector so we can get more wishes.
Jinnetic Engineering by Richard Stallman
